August 2011
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animalsbeingdicks:
Skittles had a less than subtle way of letting Kathy know her screenplay was less than spectacular.
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Hop to it!
animalsbeingdicks:
“Waiting in a bag for seven hours is worth it to scare the crap out of Thomas”, Gerald the mouse thought to himself.
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Ronnie Heart
New York Fresh
Guy: You know those Yankee Candle things?
Me: Yeahhhh...
Guy: I saw one the other day that was "New York" scented. I was scared to smell it.
Me: It probably smelled like garbage, horse shit, and broken dreams.
Fuck these people →
No, seriously. If the right wing wins, we all lose.
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